The archetypal video game hero, DAN, discovers that life’s not all beer and skittles once you save the princess. Mario would have never put up with this sort of shabby treatment.

I remember first buying the domain name. I was so excited and had all these ideas flowing around my head on what insomniatics.com was actually going to be about. That was over a year ago. At one point I was certin that this was going to be another wasteful, parked domain which only hope was it being expired and renewed by some asian dude (since their smart) and turn this into some bunny lovin’ rice wonderland (ok now that’s just mean).

Well it’s done! As it had almost 10 purposes before turning it into a crazy blog it’s here at last. But you might be asking stupid questions like “what is a blog? is this a website about asian rice and bunnies? wheres bugs bunny? what is this? what’s a website? how come no ones answering me?” and if you are, I wasted about 20 minutes of my life creating an about page explaining just what this website is. Go check it out. I plan to update this website almost MORE then daily so keep on coming back.